Have I ever made an official intro post?? Hi my name’s Bandit, I also go by Misery, and if you’re really cool you could also call my Kyle or Mary as well. I’m 17, I’m in the IB program and take art as my elective. Favorite band is GWAR, favorite member of GWAR is Balsac. I’m really normal about Batman comics as well. Favorite fish is the whitespotted bamboo shark. I’m a bigender dyke, and I’m on the aromantic spectrum. Cool with any pronouns (except fae/faer) as long as you get silly with it, but the link in my bio has a list of neopronouns I’m particularly fond of. This is not my first nor my only tumblr account.
yeah no offense to confucius or anything but if i was about to embark on a journey of revenge i would simply not dig two graves
well yeah you dig it thats how you make a grave
A feel like this is a conversation between Shakespeare's clowns, and I love that.
Obsessed with the fact that this wasn’t a fluke and they are clearly training this cat to dj.
it's honestly a red flag to me when people insist that random women they've never met (whether it be celebrities or just random people online) have "mean girl vibes" and this means they must be secretly bad people concealing their true nature- not based on anything they've said or done but just based on Vibes(tm). it's so gendered, like no one talks about men that way, it's often used as a smokescreen for other forms of bias, conscious or otherwise (i've particularly seen it lobbed at, for example, Black female athletes like serena williams for 'not smiling enough' in interviews), and in general i just don't trust anyone who treats their internal vibe detector as a meaningful arbiter of someone's character. i am sorry you were bullied in school but instead of projecting your high school cafeteria experiences onto random adult women, maybe blast some olivia rodrigo about it like the rest of us
bake a sweet potato at 425 for 50 minutes and add some chickpeas spiced with cumin, garlic powder, a tiny bit of cinnamon, and salt 20 mins in, and then scoop out the sweet potato filling and mix in some butter, greek yoghurt, curry powder, salt and pepper, cumin and paprika and half the chick peas and then put the filling back in the sweet potato skins and put the crispy chick peas on top and put the loaded sweet potatoes back in the oven for 15 mins and maybe you'll calm down
not to be problematic but i literally do not give a shit about age gaps when dating vampires. they thirst for your blood. "but it's predatory!!!!" yeah. it is. "they're preying on you!!!" they're vampires. they do that. "it's a power imbalance!!!!!!" what part of vampires are you not getting
they eat people and can turn into bats and crawl around on walls, lizard fashion, and can hypnotize you with your eyes. a) the age gap is not the creepy part and b) the creep factor is kinda the appeal
they don’t age. that’s part of the horror of it actually. would you accept eternal life, if you can never progress? can never grow or change? you’ll live forever, eternal youth, but frozen exactly as you are now. you will never become the person you’re meant to be. you are trapped in the mind of a 17-year-old forever. also ‘theoretically old if you disregard the fact that he’s a vampire’ doesn’t even make the top 20 worst things about edward cullen list. girl he’s mormon. prioritize
I was nodding along with this the whole time until that last sentence, which hit me like a folding chair
"what if im a bad person" yeah? well what if you arent? what if you're trying your best and you're growing and you're kind? what then?
also im growing to hate the phrase ''hold accountable'' in discourse because its always so.... empty? like you see people saying ''sure this person apologized, but we need to hold them accountable!'' like cool. what does that mean. how can you get any more accountable than a public apology. do you want them to apologize... again? more? get a tattoo explaining their crimes so everyone they meet is informed? do you want accountability or are you repeating buzzwords because you cant find a nice way to say you just want them to disappear.
Skip Google for Research
As Google has worked to overtake the internet, its search algorithm has not just gotten worse. It has been designed to prioritize advertisers and popular pages often times excluding pages and content that better matches your search terms
As a writer in need of information for my stories, I find this unacceptable. As a proponent of availability of information so the populace can actually educate itself, it is unforgivable.
Below is a concise list of useful research sites compiled by Edward Clark over on Facebook. I was familiar with some, but not all of these.
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Google is so powerful that it “hides” other search systems from us. We just don’t know the existence of most of them. Meanwhile, there are still a huge number of excellent searchers in the world who specialize in books, science, other smart information. Keep a list of sites you never heard of.
www.refseek.com - Academic Resource Search. More than a billion sources: encyclopedia, monographies, magazines.
www.worldcat.org - a search for the contents of 20 thousand worldwide libraries. Find out where lies the nearest rare book you need.
https://link.springer.com - access to more than 10 million scientific documents: books, articles, research protocols.
www.bioline.org.br is a library of scientific bioscience journals published in developing countries.
http://repec.org - volunteers from 102 countries have collected almost 4 million publications on economics and related science.
www.science.gov is an American state search engine on 2200+ scientific sites. More than 200 million articles are indexed.
www.pdfdrive.com is the largest website for free download of books in PDF format. Claiming over 225 million names.
www.base-search.net is one of the most powerful researches on academic studies texts. More than 100 million scientific documents, 70% of them are free
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